Pocket Rape
if you’re pocket raped then someone put their hand into your coat or jacket pocket. it can also be when you put your hand in your own pocket and whack people while your hand is still inside.
“why’ve you got your hand in my pocket? pocket rape!”
not for the faint of heart, this is something you do to a person when they have no pockets on their shirt. you gently walk up to them and slide your hand down their pant pocket, aka pocket rape them. an informal greeting.
walk up to a friend and slide your hand down their unsuspecting front / rear pockets. great conversation starter. you just pocket raped them.
when someone asks you if how much money you have on your person and when you show them they proceed to help themselves.
girl: how much change do you have on you?
guy: this much (shows her contents of his pocket)
girl: ooh, i need 52 cents (takes fifty two cents)
guy: wait! no! … that was a blatant case of pocket rape, i said no.
when someone in a single, brash move confiscates both your property as well as your dignity.
so last week i came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. my roommate, who is also my brother, apparently neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. in the end, i got pocket raped out of $180 to buy the big -ss tent i’m currently living in.
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