pocket two’s
a metaphor for one’s mental state in which the hand that one was dealt resembles “pocket 2’s,” where it is sort of interesting, but not going to win unless given help.
i was given pocket two’s for these last three years. but i won with such a lousy hand, so it’s all good.
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