Pocketfriend
‘pocketfriend’, or ‘pocketfrand’.
a friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.
also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.
note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. you do not need to be h-m-s-xual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.
“who’s erin?”
“oh, she’s my pocketfriend. we text a lot.”
“who the eff are you texting all the time?”
“my pocketwife, jordyn. -shun-”
one group of friends that you keep separate from another group for fear of incompatibilty or just lazyness
peter is my pocket friend.
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