pogonophile
the love of, or attraction to, beards
kate: i love bill bailey, hes so hot
beth: you’re such a pogonophile
someone who has pogonophilia and loves beards, or finds a man with a beard more physically attractive than a man without a beard.
-man with clean shave walks into room-
woman without pogonophilia: “finally – there’s a cutie.”
woman with pogonophilia (pogonophile): “hmm… he’s cute, maybe.”
-man with beard walks into room-
woman with pogonophilia: “now that’s a man.”
woman without pogonophilia: “what about food getting stuck in it?”
-woman with pogonophilia is already talking to man with beard-
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