Poizner


the florescent and sometimes sickeningly sweet smelling puss secreted from a colon abcess caused by fermented santorum deposited by former ca gov puto wilson in an uncommonly obtuse host.

attributed to the failed bid for governor of california by steve poizner.
“initial toxicology results of the gerbil extracted from the subject indicates traces of poizner contributed to the rectal rupture and intestinal prolapse.”

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