Poke a man


a phrase invented to separate pokemon, the fun old game boy rpg from the childhood of today’s 20-year-olds, from all of the stupid spin-off cr-p that the game sp-wned. it is -ssumed that when one refers to pokemon, they mean the nostalgia-inducing black-and-white adventure, and when one refers to poke-a-man, they either mean the cartoon show, the card game, or a h-m-s-xual act.
“where you going, home to poke a man?”

“no, i thought i’d play some pokemon.”

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