Pokemon Enlightenment


a sudden realization that chasing after monsters is a complete waste of time and money—an exercise in vanity, often causing anger in others and endangering their lives as well.
it is reported that buddha had appeared to a number of monks in their nightmares, reprimanding them for not leading their flock to experiencing pokemon enlightenment—that monsters are nothing but reincarnated souls who once lived a troubled life.

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