Poképoor
when you low on pokéb-lls and you can’t catch sh-t and you have to run pokéstop to pokéstop to get some sh-t but only can get potions and revives. not about this life.
f-ck my life bro, i’m about to waste my last pokéball on this dragonite b-tch. fussy it ran away n-gg-, now i’m a poképoor b-tch. i ain’t about to waist another minute on this sh-t.
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when you are so low on pokéb-lls in pokémon go, you can’t catch sh-t and are running pokéstop to pokéstop to collect sh-t but only get potions and revives. not about that life my n-gg-.
f-ck my life bro, at this rate i’m going to run out of pokéb-lls for this dragonite b-tch, and be one mad poképoor mother f-cker. sh-t it ran away god d-mn, i’m going home, not about to waist another minute on this sh-t.
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