Pokestoned


adjective describing the state of pure, magical, unconstrained and unconditional love and joy while partaking in pokemon related activities to the point where your friends, family, and those around believe you to be on drugs – while in reality, you are not.
look, phil and james are so pokestoned – they’re crying at ‘pikachu’s goodbye’!

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