next day exhaustion after playing pokemon go all night
dude i have a pokihangover and my b-tt will be planted all day on the couch
when you spoon with a girl taller with you. the girl wraps her legs backwards around the big spoon, encomp-ssing the man like a ladle. amanda and i were ladling last night, she wrapped me up like soup. spooning where the back person is grossly overweight and the front person is not. hey jennie, what’s […]
- texas taper
when you insert a pair of wireless clippers inside a girls v-g-n- and give yourself a haircut. boy: i need a haircut but i’m h-rny too. girl: let me give you that texas taper.
cracking, it’s know as f-cking or going to f-ck another word similar to this is cacked which means your higher than a mother f-cker. “cacking” -yo after the party last night i went to this chick named bella, and we cacked all f-ckin nigh “cacked” – dude i’m so f-cking cacked, i’m not even on […]
- squee squad
a cult that goes around committing s-xual atrocities that justify their actions by yelling squee! holy sh-t dude! my gf just got raped by the squee squad! i took a vid, wanna see?
slavery legalized in new territories. the dred scot ruling legalized slavatory.