polish trailer
when someone is being followed so closely by someone else that if the first person stops suddenly, the follower will bury his head up the first person’s -ss.
“bill was sucking up to the boss following him around the office, that if big jim had stopped, bill would have been a polish trailer.”
“see jennifer over there? i bet she doesn’t know dave is her polish trailer!”
polish trailersuckup brown noser
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