pompous fuck


a deluded c-nt, with a false sense of self-worth and self-importance.
john: “martin, careful because you may slip. the pavement is wet”
martin: “what? do you think i don’t know that? were you expecting me to be surprised? do you not know who i am?”
john: “what a pompous f-ck”

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