the ongoing, unfolding global s-x-abuse crisis in the roman catholic church. coined by mary valle, a writer for killing the buddha and the revealer. (pontiff = pope. pontificate, a word derived from pontiff + watergate.)
“watergate seemed like so much fun, but pontifigate is making me feel quite nauseated.”

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