pooch hooch


a non-alcoholic “beer” for man’s best friend.
fred: everytime i open a brewski now, duke shoots me one of his “hey, where the h-ll is my beer?” looks… if we’re having a beer, he’s gotta have a pooch hooch!

tom: priceless!

john: duke’s no fool, he just wants to be one of the guys!
pooch is a dog or puppy and hooch is what we called our abode while in viet-nam. it can also be defined a place where the hubby goes when the wife is p-ssed off at him.
i screwed up and now i’m in the pooch-hooch

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