the act of falling in love in one day and obsessing over your newfound crush, annoying all your friends. this action is named after marius pontmercy, who fell in love with cosette after seeing her in the street one time. oh marius, what are we going to do with you?
“most disney princesses spend their night at the ball pontmercying after some prince they just met”

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