poo crayon
a log of sh-t that “draws” on the inside of the toilet when you flush
i could have given my toilet to the museum after that poo crayon
a slang term for the tip of a t-rd popping out your -ss and “writing” on your underpants or panties.
i was prairie d-gg-ng earlier and now i’ve got streaks from the poo crayon.
a small slender piece of poo that you can easily hold and draw with like a crayon. you can even wrap some paper around it to add to the effect.
tara loves to write on ryan’s chest with a poo crayon
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