poo haiku

poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls
here i sit broken hearted,
sat right down and only farted.

this is a tee-pee
for you to pee-pee.
not a wig-wam
to beat your tom-tom.

man’s life ambition must be small
to write a message on a sh-thouse wall.

some of the poo haiku masterpieces of thomas cr-pper…or george michael…

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