poems, messages, etc. written in rest room stalls
here i sit broken hearted,
sat right down and only farted.
this is a tee-pee
for you to pee-pee.
not a wig-wam
to beat your tom-tom.
man’s life ambition must be small
to write a message on a sh-thouse wall.
some of the poo haiku masterpieces of thomas cr-pper…or george michael…
- poonani feather
a feather used to tickle poonani as means of a pleasureable sensation. ashley slapped will when he tickled her with his poonani feather.
- Poon Hole
v-g-n-l c-n-l or general reference to p-ssy, see also poon. i was hiding this in my poon hole for you.
see bentonville shake wow brent callis is very prebil annoying, very gay little person dude, your a prebil.
- post-relationship swag
1. the way a person carries himself after a relationship to show the opposite s-x he is “single and ready to mingle” 2. all the cr-p, presents, etc. you get to keep after a break-up ex. “did you see caleb’s post-relationship swag? it’s obvious he’s ready to move on.” ex. “i’m burning all the pictures […]
- pregame dunk
to empty one’s bowel before a long exam in order to prevent having to go during. “my exam starts in 15mins…just enough time for a pregame dunk!”