Poo Lift


the (very kind) act of carrying someone (usually a close friend) to the toilet when they need to offload a heavy payload.

often undertaken after one individual has lost a bet to another. for increased humiliation, the winner should demand to be carried on the loser’s shoulders.

not advised that you use this as a wager with you girlfriend, lover or wife.
guy 1: dude, i need a honking shat, get over here and give me a poo lift.
guy 2: hmph!

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