anxiety while defecating in public facility amongst strangers.
right when i sat down this guy sat in the stall next to me. i had to leave, i was poo spooked.
- Matchy Dreadlock
a matchy dreadlock is a common kitchen match with the tip broken off. this leaves the user with a long, thing wooden match with which you set marijuana afire with. it is better for the lungs no butane and is fun. hey jay, toss me a matchy dreadlock to do this b-load with.
- matrimonial blindness
a rare condition that your partner expects you to have. when you become married/in a serious relationship, they expect you to become blind toward everyone but them. in other words, they would rather your eyes linger on no one else’s b–bs but theirs. tom: whoa! look at her! i would tear that -ss up! sally: […]
girl. thai girl. translates from thai language. he went to thailand to find a pooying.
the act of p–psterbating in a church’s or holy place’s bathroom. i ducked out of m-ss for a quick popesterbate this afternoon… i left quite the offering.
- Sherlock Ho
someone who puts the clues together all wrong. shut up, sherlock ho, you don’t know my life! a conniving girl who looks for evidence to sabotage a relationship or to black mail a gentlemen into sleeping with her. sherlock holmes is one of the best in the business when it comes to catching criminals, but […]