the expression a baby or small child has when doing a poo.
oscar’s definitely in a poo trance. i’ll grab a nappy.
- turtle fart
a dry, m-ffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims. had a company climate meeting today and i slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room […]
- flying half mast
flying half mast is when you have a b-n-r that isn’t as hard also known as: half chub guy #1: hey do you see that girl? guy #2: the one in the booty shorts? guy #1 yeah she’s the reason i’m flying half mast.
a baboon that likes the gators. ruday is crazy
- diego costa
a never aging 1 dimensional caveman and barbarian who has apparently vandalised the fountain of youth oh, he’s such a diego costa. man he never seems to age, costa much eh?
- tibetian ball drainer
like tantric methods, the recipient experiences a lengthy “double -j-c-l-t–n” from focused working of the scr-t-m, t-st-cl-s, taint and erogenous areas in tandem with varying edging techniques. usually requiring more than an hour “session” the scr-t-m is restrained and pulled taught and the t-st-cl-s aggressively sucked while the recipient goons to p-rn. once in full […]