Poocussion
poo.cus.sion \pü-kə-shən\
when one incurs a concussion upon smelling feces and experiences moments of extreme and ambiguous disorientation (not to be confused with ‘poocushion’)
example one:
thaddius – “hey man, you weren’t making any sense yesterday after you left the bathroom at chili’s”
cam – “…oh no, i must have suffered a poocussion”
example two:
after experiencing a severe case of poocussion of the most seldom occurrence frank stumbled around the apartment for the rest of the afternoon mumbling to himself.
frank – “i’m gonna, i’m gonna, i’m gonna, i’m gonna, aahh i’m gonna…gonna, gonna (sigh)”
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