Poodled
to have s-x with an unwilling drunk or drugged person, under the guise of friendship. the offender will usually offer to “drive” the victim home & may position themselves for innocent cuddling, mimicking a lap dog.
look at that sober guy taking that wasted chick home, she’s getting poodled tonight.
“i don’t remember anything from last night, but i woke up naked, i’ve been poodled!”
to be charged a fee as a direct result of being charged another fee by your credit card company. happens especially when you are both maxxed out and a day late with a payment.
derived from fee-fee = fifi
i’ve been poodled by capital one!
1. when confused/muddled.
2. when violently confused/muddled.
3. when disturbed.
‘this mathematical equation has me terribly poodled!’
Read Also:
- pooner bitch
not just a normal b-tch, but a pooner b-tch. a pooner is someone born out of someones -n-s angus oke is a pooner b-tch
- pootershalagen
delicious beer one day i was cleaning out my house and i found a delicious bottle of pootershalagen under the sink right beside the cleaning supplies.
- Popotan
a lesbian anime, with complete lesibans who love each other and strip each other.. this is pure yuri! aggh. i want to strip you! no you can’t.. ok sure…
- Poppin like yams and shit
almost released from prison/jail. when yams are about to be harvested they start to pop out of the ground. much like a baby’s head when they are coming out of the hootchie. hook me up with a freak when i get out, i am poppin like yams and sh-t
- pop secret
“pop secret.” 1. you pick up some random girl 2. you bring her back to your room 3. you drill a hole in her head 4. you popcorn kernels in her head 5. place her head in the microwave on high for 4 minutes 6. you proceed to use the melted b-tter as lube while […]