poofball


slang term for american football, due to its excessive use of padding and helmets, unseen in other codes of the game.
what’s with the special teams and stop-start gameplay in poofball?
a game consisting of kicking a round ball around a field, combined with theatrical diving.
david beckham plays poofball.
slang name giving to soccer (football), usually by rugby players.

called such because the players roll around the floor at the slightest touch, and hug and kiss each other after a goal.
“did you see that game of poofball lastnight. poofter fell over without being touched. should try a mans game”

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