poofter bash


a fun, family activity. involves waiting in a car or van for a suitable h-m-s-xual male to appear, then bundling them into the vehicle, whereby they will spend the next few days being subjected to various forms of physical and emotional pain.
andy: gee, i look great in my new threads. i hope i don’t get poofter-bashed again tonight. all those bloodstains really turned peter off.

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