looking on your phone at google when sitting on the toilet p–ping!
i was poogoogleing last night and came across some interesting nail designs!
taco meat and sh-ll wrapped in a burrito. smash taco sh-ll and wrap taco seasoned meat and sh-ll in a burrito (bean, carne, etc…) steer clear of the bathroom for a while. that burraco messed me up.
a thotty, sl-tty doctor. when i went to get an appointment with my doctor, my doctor tried to get at me. it turns out she is a docthot!
jehandry is a person who is very funny, she always looks forward to lifting people up when they are down. she has beautiful features that are very unique . a very pleasured girl to be around with. funny, beautiful,pleasing ,loveable , jehandry is a very loveable and funny girl to be around
- red sombrero
similar to earning your red wings, it’s when you go down south on a woman and she squirts during her period and lands above your eyes. tus ojos están en llamas!!!! i went to mexico and all i got was a red sombrero. thanks mother nature for ruining our s-xiversary.
- bingo key lock
a phrase people from the ghetto/hood says when they see the car that they want. a chevy dodge ram1500 drives by. it’s blue with rims, exactly how james wants his future car. when he noticed the car he says “bingo key lock”.