pooligan
someone who goes to another persons house, uses their toilet, leaves a poo in their toilet and doesn’t flush.
next person finds the poo floating in the toilet.
who went for a dump and forgot to flush the toilet?
the pooligan did.
a hooligan in a pool, probably public.
jax: did you have fun at the pool with your brother?
em: pfft, i bunch of pooligans picked him up and threw him off the diving board.
jax: …so, did you have fun?
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