the action of closing your legs on a partner’s head unannounced as they perform cunnilungus on you.
this is in reference to the popular drink tango and the subsequent “you’ve been tangoed” ad campaign, which involved slapping someone on either side of the head.
guy 1: i was eating this chick out last night and thought i was doing a good job, until she slammed her legs closed on my head.
guy 2: you got poontangoed, mate!
- kobe the hoe
he a stupid hoe, kobe is such a hoe. yo he dum. kobe the hoe
- f*ckwads and f*ggots
definition 1 an offensive term used to describe people who play dungeons and dragons definition 2 a word you use to make fun of dungeons and dragons uh look at those f-ckwads and f-ggots playing f-ckwads and f-ggots
something that is beyond horrific. basically, it’s so bad the person experiencing it is majorly f-cked. that guy just took a swig of vodka while riding his motorcycle on the highway. that’s horrif-ck.
- pout bag
the act of pouting too much. you’re being a pout bag right now.
just m-st-rb-t-s his problems away. loves red heads. ” the red head doesn’t like me i will become an aarington,and m-st-rb-t- my problems away.”