poonut butter
poonut b-tter is a delicious treat, similar in consistency to gnutella. here is the receipe for poonut b-tter:
1. eat only bran m-ffins for a whole day
2. eat only bran m-ffins for the next day
3. eat only bran m-ffins for the next day
4. on the 4th day, begin harvesting your p–p. it will be in small “poonuts” from all the bran. put 1 pound of poonuts into the food processor along with a 1/2 cup of olive oil. blend until smooth. serve poonut b-tter on bread or baked in a pie.
hey jimmy, your mom makes the best poonut b-tter yeyyyyyyy!
viscous liquid or paste which can be scr-ped from under the forskin or applebag and emits an ordor similar to that of the -sshole of a rotting carcas. the substance is good for wiping on fellow varsity football players and lubricating door hinges.
jerry scr-ped the poonut b-tter from his genitals and slathered a generous helping to amys face.
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