a computer or tablet device that accompanies one into the bathroom when you have to p–p
where is my p–pad? i have to drop the kids off at the pool.
- Tongue Gad
tongue gad describes a person(mostly males) who is a master at using their tongue for oral s-x. it was a nickname for moses davis -stage name beenie man, given to him by his musical rival rodney price -stage name bounty killer. “people tell me how tongue gad a go step pon grung gad”
noun: a person, usually male, that is on the cutting edge of fashion and what’s hot. i dig that guy’s shirt he is such a spiffter.
a friend of a friend once tried to combine the words ‘splendid’ and ‘epic’ together. the resulting word sounded both gross and ‘wet.’ splepic is now used to describe anything that is gross, sticky, wet, and/or sloppy. those red, meaty floors and walls in amnesia look and sound splepic.
when two drunk girls and one high boy lay on a bed together holding hands “i’ll text you when i’m done seaweeding ;)”
fear of long words. imagine the diagonosis…: doctor: well son, we found out what you have… patient: yes, doctor? doctor: you have sesquipedalophobia. patient: holy sh-t! that’s a long -ss word! i’m f-cking scared and i’m going to go kill myself! doctor: d-mn, i can never get thru that d-mn diagonosis with anybody. sh-t! a […]