pooptendo
the act of playing a game on your phone or other device while taking a sh-t, usually practiced by men.
if you didn’t always play p–ptendo in the bathroom, other people could take a shower.
when you are waiting to use the bathroom and all you hear is ding, ding, dong from within, someone must be playing p–ptendo. my little brother was in the men’s room at the mall for so long i had to go in there; i caught him playing p–ptendo.
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