(n.) 1. the excrement that descends down a gay man’s b-lls (a.k.a. mudflaps) when engaging in doggy-style h-m-s-xual sodomy.
2. sh-t on one’s d-ck after engaging in -n-l s-x (a.k.a. tootsie roll).
3. the unfortunate situation produced when one’s nuclear diarrhea causes splash back that hits one’s p-n-s.
“dirty dan just p–ped on his own wiener. he’s got a p–pwiener, folks!”
(jimmy fallon from snl)
“holy sh-t dude, my boyfriend was railing me so hard he gave me a p–pwiener last night.”
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a wiener or p-n-s or dong or shlong or dingyhoogle that has fecal matter otherwise known as p–p or dookie or cacaz or sh-t or feces or baby mice on it from acts such as -n-l s-x or messy sh-tting or p–ping out of your mouth and sucking your p-n-s simultaneously. also running with your birthday suit on and falling face…p-n-s first into a hot streaming corny thronging pile of horse manure. the p–py may get all over the weiner and possibly the urethra or peehole. when p–p occurs in the peehole, it is then called “p–py-peehole.” this may result in a “p–py-peehole infection,” or “b-mb-m rash.”
this usually occurs within the jew population, since jews are too stupid and cheap to afford toilet paper, plumbing, and even a toilet. certain medications can help treat and prevent this from occurring.
“i got p–p all over my wiener and now i have a p–p wiener”, said dan after getting p–p all over his weiner.
“oh b-lls, i fell in p–p and now its on my wiener……. and my b-lls.” john said.
the dirty uncle you wish you always had. but, at the end of the day today, i win i got that chick to apologize for calling a white man a n-gg-r and i got unbanned from the channel that she was so adamant about keeping me out of finally, she is still on “trial” at […]
an adult-material induced high-latency situation, usually involving an over-used shared adsl connection in student accomodation. omg, p-rnping! i r go stop0r the pr0n downloads!
- porn sandwich
(n) a stack of three or more video tapes or dvds selected at a rental store with risque or pr-nographic material absent from the top or bottom of the stack but appearing anywhere in between intended to divert the rental clerk from judging the renter as a pervert. the chick renting me showgirls was kind […]
- Poser Pro
(noun) one who not-so-convincingly overstates their personal experiences, usually in contrast to another’s. he or she believes their story to be convincing beyond all measure. see also, “one upper” . me: “i used to love driving on the autobahn when i was in germany. i actually got my car up to 110 once. it scared […]
- positive jewels
meaning compliments or anything positive person 1″ i’m likin’ ya outfit.” person 2’yea ya outfit is hott.’ person 3 good look on da positive jewels.