Poosturbate
the act of p–ping on a toilet and masterbating at the same time, with the goal of simultaneous climaxes of both p–ping and m-st-rb-t–n. remember poosturbating is not just a mans activity.
timmy s. was in the bathroom for a long time, we heard moans and he had his computer with him. he’ll never admit it but judging by his relaxed manner afterward everybody concluded he just finished a poosturbate session.
to use poo as lube while masturbating.
my palm went dry, so i cr-pped out a quick one and just finished it with a poosturbate.
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