Pootering


to be lazy. while a poot and pooter are very different things they all derive from being somewhat sh-tty. if your sitting around being lame instead of going out and having fun, your being a poot or partaking in the act of “pootering.”
stop pootering around and get off the couch!
pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.
yeah, i took care of those emails while i was pootering on the sh-tter.

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