pooty-nupty


a device used to extract stools out of the r-ct-m.
usu. a hook shapped object. first used on aaron the bad-ss to extract his demon stool.
“the trained pooty-nuptologist extracted the stool from the patient with his pocket-sized pooty-nupty.

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