pop a boner


to develop a penile erection
every time i look at myself in the mirror, i pop a b-n-r.
1 more definition
the phenomenon that takes place when a s-xually aroused male experiences a sudden or gradual rush of blood to the p-n-s causing it to stand stiff and harden, often occuring unexpectedly in a public setting.
i always pop a b-n-r every time i see your mom bend over

i popped a b-n-r in miss goodbody’s math cl-ss just before she asked me to solve a problem on the board

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