popcorn bride
a bride who “pops” in and out of the bridal store in less than an hour.
wow! we had a lot of popcorn brides in our store, today!
a girl that is lovely, hot and slim until her wedding, then explodes in size, straight out of that hot wedding dress she wears on the fateful day.
bro, look at that girls arms, she has m-ssive popcorn bride potential.
#fat bride #big girl #letting go #chubby #bridezilla
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