popcorn straw


when you go to the movies, and buy the super expensive popcorn. then decide to indulge in the free melted b-tter, and you idulge so much you need a straw to enjoy it.
man when do you ever get a chance to drink all the free melted b-tter you can handle? chug that sh-t david.

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