porch dweller


usually a black person that hangs around his porch waiting to shoot any person that walks by.they also usually smoke crack which keeps them on their porches all day so they don’t get bored waiting for an innocent bystander to shoot.
our next door neighbor tyrone is such a porch dweller, he needs to get a life and get his -ss to rehab.

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