porch shit
when somebody sh-ts on a neighbors porch.
usually expresses deep hatred.
can be used to end feuds between neighbors.
will p-ss off the targeted neighbor to an unbelievable degree.
dude 1: i’ve been feuding with that d-mn neighbor for years! he just took a porch sh-t!
dude 2: i wish i’d been there to see it.
dude 1: i got a picture! i’m sending it to the homeowners -ssociation!
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