Pork Scotch Shades
shades worn by fat old men who want people to think they’re young and trendy. also useful for hiding bags under the eyes of droopy-faced old miseries.
good g-d, what’s the old tw-t wearing now? first it was the ridiculous shorts and sandals. now the d-ckhead’s got pork scotch shades on.
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