Pork Scotch
a boring old man that has a shaved head where there is a bald spot at the top-back and the hair surrounding it is spirally. pork scotch is the name of the hairstyle but the bloke is called a pork scotch aswell.when the boring old b-st-rd speaks to you, you feel suicidal with boredom. he wears a cowboy hat-shaped buffalo skin hat. he has terrible tast in clothing, he sits outside in the back garden and thinks its cool and fun to have a bbq evryday wearing a hawaiian-like shirt with horrible, boring shorts reading a paper with his wife that looks like a man in drag. pork scotch is also known as mr boring, mr ugly, and the -rs-hole. his real name is max (aka pork scotch)
monk: look at the -rs-hole. the clothes are terrible! ugly, ugly old b-st-rd!
dad: i know. look, he´s sitting at the table in the garden with his back to us so we get a good view of the pork scotch
a short, stocky man with a shaved head. close to pensionable age but believes himself to be young and with-it. drives a small white van. he thinks its cool to cook food outside with his drag-act “girlfriend”, believing that sharing a garlic bread at a green plastic table is all that is required for a barbecue. also known as mr boring, mr ugly and the -rs-hole.
pork scotch is a total tw-t
its gay to wear a buffalo hat
your girlfriend’s really a man in drag
your boring face makes people gag
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