pork tornado
1. when a male thrusts his sweaty scr-t-m into the folds of a overweight womans l-b–, twisting in a counter-clockwise motion 360 degrees, causing intense pleasure/thoughts of food to the fat chick. weird!
2. when a dude drops his raging, pulsating b-n-r, into a blender and presse “frappe”.
“yo man, that b-tch just got pork tornado’d. no wonder she is slugging back dounuts!”
“yeah, i heard about matt. he did the prok tornado once and now he can have no babies!”
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