a name given to the city of ottawa, ontario because of its advancement in technology.
ottawa in the 1990s actually grew at a rate faster than that of its model, silicon valley, california.
ottawa has become silicon valley north!
- silk salmoning
having s-xual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling. that man is silk salmoning in the 2 year old ball pool! and he has my […]
- Going for a Woodhead
the excretion of an unusually large amount of fecal matter from the -n-s. generally contains traces of crisps. back in a moment, i’m just going for a woodhead.
- gold on a roll
fake gold or something that is a cheap kind of metal like steel or tin that is only plated with gold. some people will try to p-ss off items made with this material as being real gold. person 1: “yo man what you need?” person 2: “yo, ah man i need something man. i need […]
to read shakespeare by your bedside, with only candle light to see by. also meaning;someone who is very up themselves and enjoy mocking people whom does not read shakespeare romeo romeo! oh darn, the candle went out.i shall go out to mock those who do not read shakespeare.har har har!i am such a gonoff.
- Google scale
when you download the google toolbar, there is an option that google gives you to let them spy on you… er, rate the pages you visit. that is called the google scale. ahem. -sings- sometimes i feel like, my google scale’s watching me.. -stops singing- oh wait, it is! a way in which to define […]