porkfooting (verb) is the act of of piling on legislation at the expense of taxpayers at all layers of government. this is potus down to township dog catcher and is not political party specific for at least a century.
there are no immunities from being a porkfooter, or as in a name, a porkfoot. (noun) if you have been porkfooted (adverb) you are a victim of porkfooting.
today, my local porkfooter taxed the fleas on my dog and then billed me for the air i breathed, only to find out when i got home my county porkfooter is -ssessing me for a new railroad in the swamp where i live. my state is porkfooting me in collaboration with the feds along with local dog catcher for matching porkfoot funds to build a giant windmill in our swamp land.
- pork sandwich
the pork sandwich consists of having a s-xual encounter with two obese women. the pork sandwich could potentially be the end result of a long night of hogging. oh my god, that was the nastiest pork sandwich last night, what the h-ll was i thinking. giving s-xual intercourse. in reference to providing a d-ck but […]
- Porkin' Poutine
a s-xual maneuver based upon the delicious quebecois delicacy. the ingredients are represented as follows; fries (fingers), gravy (p–p), melted cheese curds (s-m-n). the “chef” concocts this s-xual dish as follows: a male or female’s -ss is penetrated by 2 to 4 of the chef’s fingers. the chef then proceeds to -j-c-l-t- on his or […]
p-rnographic poetry. it is often used by people that want to look semi-intelligent. they use it to profess their undying love in a poetic sense. the worse kind uses forced rhymes and dumb synonyms. an good example of bad p-rnoetry: “the oyster of l-st opens to the world as thousands thrust their spears unfurled firmly […]
to watch someone else who is watching p-rnography while you m-st-rb-t- to the person you’re watching masturbating. check the p-rnyp-rn you’re getting off me getting off.
when a female has a smelly cooch 1.see that girl? ya well shes a poshka 2.i was up in that n she was a poshka