Porn Handed
when you fall asleep while watching p-rn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.
my sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught p-rn handed and my sister was scared
when you fall asleep while watching p-rn and someone walks in.
i was caught p-rn handed. i was jackin to some bdsm, and i feel asleep. i woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.
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