porn mourn


the feeling of agonizing devestation because you lost all your p-rn. this is due to discovery of p-rn by spouse and it getting dumped by them. or voluntary when your spouse burns it in front of you while filming it with a flip phone and posting on line. say you has stored 17 years of p-rn and archeived it and now sits in a rented storage unit which was confiscaded for non-payment. involuntary: destroyed by natural event beyond control. the feeling of doom when you realise you have no p-rn and must find it again, thank god for the internet.

but with the interned comes the ability to have gobs of p-rn and you go broke buying extended hard drives to house em all. p-rn morn happend when you loose all this data,either by having a friend help you out and accidently wipe your computer clean, or parent/spouse/whatever finds your p-rn and you have to 86 it.
a: what is wrong with kerric?
b: give him a break, his wife molly made him throw out his 35 year collection of “inches” magazine and then threw him out.

a: poor guy, p-rn mourn and rejection.

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