Pornductive
p-rnductivity noun
unp-rnductivity noun – antonym
p-rnductive adjective
unp-rnductive adjective – antonym
1. the act of (not) being productive at work because of watching p-rn while we are supposed to be working.
i don’t have too much work this afternoon. i think it’s going to be a very p-rnductive day!
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