a term used in scotland to describe old-fashioned mean parents who make their children eat porridge in the mornings when they can afford to give them a decent breakfast. this is simply because when they were young their parents were poor and could only afford to give them porridge, and they think their kids should experience the same hardship when they really don’t have to.
kid 1: i had bacon eggs and sausage for breakfast
kid 2: i just had porridge 🙁
kid 1: your parents are porrible to you. doesn’t your mum work in an office?
- cream of clam
when someone hacks up a loogy, there sick ,chest cold, cofh yum cream of clam
- pumpkin spice b*mpkin
1. a prissy country girl/guy with an ego too big for her/his own good 2. a starbucks loving ignorant white girl. 3. basically anyone who is a hipsterish southern idiot. 4. your own interpretation is welcome. tod : oh man i heard about your girlfriend leaving you for some other dude. ted: yeah man tod: […]
- drop det so
it’s when a girl doesn’t understand that you are not in the mood for their sh-t girl: what do you think of my cloth and hair today boy: drop det so
- sharpest tool in the shed
those rare individuals you find who, in addition to formal education, have considerable life experience, most likely from the school of hard knocks, and unlike the majority of the population, these individuals allow their vast pool of wisdom and knowledge to eventually shed their ego and open up to enlightenmentand and find their path and […]
- i'm all squirmy now
something littles say when they don’t want to be direct with how they feel. typically used for the word h-rny, and/or wanting playtime. i’m all squirmy now daddy!! why did you tease me like that?