Port and polish
the act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and -sshole bleached
connor – hey bud see you at two goats for darts later?
pat – yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.
connor – nice bro.
#-sshole bleaching #manicure #pedicure #nail salon #spa #two goats
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