portable safe
just like a normal safe, only completely useless. it keeps all your valuable possesions and whatnot inside, safe from prying fingers. however, if stolen, which should easily be done, seeing as it’s portable, defeats the purpose of it being a safe. it can easily be pried or torched open later.
who in their right mind would think a portable safe is actually keeping anything safe?!?
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